Single for Valentine's Day? Here are some cringy pick-up lines that will guarantee you will stay single : )
1. Can I speak to your manager? Because I can’t stop Karen about you.
2. I...
(1 is worst and 10 is best)
10 - sleeping with your head in the pillow laying on your bed with a bowl of hot Cheetos in your old pj’s(which definitely have Minnie mouse on them)
9 - watching...
Ilena M., Editor, Former Editor in Chief, Columnist
Feelin’ Blue
Everything to fit the mood: Cotton candy. Blueberries. A ton of artificial coloring. The tears of our employees who voluntarily worked overtime on Valentine’s Day — then regretted...
Getting Dumped
My heart aches in pain
A sharp stab in my stomach
Turns out it was cramps
The Do’s and Don’ts of Valentine’s Day
DO: stay in and cry
DO NOT: stalk your...
Valentine’s Day has finally arrived! Although the celebration of love and romance is a bit different this year, that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun. Some people swap sweet and meaningful cards, while...
Both Arizona and Oregon earned statehood on February 14th! Wow! This will definitely be on the SATs, so be sure to rememberLove is expensive! Did you know that in 2019 alone, Americans spent around...