Valentine’s Day Haikus


Getting Dumped 

My heart aches in pain

A sharp stab in my stomach

Turns out it was cramps


The Do’s and Don’ts of Valentine’s Day

DO: stay in and cry

DO NOT: stalk your married ex

DO: sleep the whole day


Self Care on February 14

Self Care means take care

Take care of yourself with love

Smile with true joy


Conversation Hearts

Chalk or sweet goodness?

Typed up words on colored hearts

So sweet my teeth hurt


Forever Alone

Only once a year

Time to binge eat and watch shows

Valentine’s Day sucks