Some highlights include: 

“Girl Eats All the Brie at Spyglass Retreat, Feels Guilty” Arden R. ’25

“New Upper School Student Realizes 10PM Is Not, in Fact, Considered a Late Time To Sleep” Lily C. ’27

“Girl Calculates Grade Mid-Math Quiz: Results Read 66%” Annabelle Z. ’25

“After Writing Perspectives Monsters Essay for 5+ Hours, Girl Turns Into Sleepless Monster Herself”  Eliza W. ’24

“Flag Football Player Ella B. ’25 Gets Kicked Off of Speaker After Playing O Canada 17 Times” Ella B. ’25

“Parents Complains About Student Not Being Challenged in Math, Stunned to Discover Student Never Does Challenge Problems” Masami Hansen, Faculty Advisor

“‘It’s a Miracle!’ Local Girl Finally Speaks in English Class” Eliza W. ’24

“A Win-Win Situation: Kashmir Needs a Margarita and Student Needs to Study” Valentina V. ’26

“Junior Goes to Sleep at 9:45pm for the First Time Since Freshman Year” Mirella C. ’25

“Senior Dissolves Into Endless Gay Panic Spirals: Confronts Strength of HD Curriculum” Sylvie S.J. ’24