It’s no surprise so many Americans are refusing to keep on their masks -- there are just so many great ways to wear them, other than over your mouth and nose. These eight alternative fashions are oh-so-stylish, you’ll be tempted to break CDC guidelines in no time!

Approximately thrice a day some hapless, well-meaning adult tries to make a polite inquiry about the general mood of a classroom. Without fail, all of you turn it into a self-perpetuating sadness bonanza...