- “I don’t care. I’m trying to get into Harvard.”
- “What happened to Door County’s streak?”
- “She should’ve chosen Jack Schlossberg to be her VP, that would’ve done it.”
- “Pennsylvania? More like Pennsyltucky.”
- “I don’t know who Trump is. I voted Jill Stein.”
- “Man, I really wanted to see Ella Emhoff’s inauguration outfit.”
- “At least this means no repeat of January 6th.”
- “We did not do it, Joe.”
- “I can’t wait to read Hillbilly Elegy in Madness in Literature next year!”
- “I’m ED-ing to NYU so I can marry Barron Trump. I’m convinced I can change him.”
- “I’m excited to see Melania’s Christmas decor!”
- “Can’t wait for natural selection to do its course when RFK Jr. starts encouraging the consumption of unpasteurized dairy.”
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SATIRE: Westridge Students React to 2024 Election Results
With so many emotions surrounding the recent election, Spyglass turned to satire to capture Westridge’s status quo best.
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