- Take a plastic dummy for a drive in the carpool lane
- Third-wheel on your friends’ romantic date
- Splurge on new $50 water bottle (hey, it's cheaper than a nice bouquet of roses for the partner...
Valentine’s Day can be overwhelming! It’s easy to fall down a rabbit hole when you’re shopping for gifts—but that can look very different for people in and out of relationships.
1. The night before, go to sleep very late so that you won’t wake up till noon
2. To avoid social media, throw your phone at a wall
3. Close all the windows in your house to avoid seeing all the...
Dear Starbucks,
Billion-dollar corporate chain, my absolute life and livelihood, I miss you with the intensity of a barista on her third shot of morning espresso. I love your $5 coffees and...
Dear Teachers,
Sometimes, when we have conversations, I feel awkward asking “how are you?” for fear that it’s too invasive a question — or worse, that you’ll actually confide in me about...
Feel like you're missing out on the classic cheesy fruit baskets? Gift one to yourself!
Credit: Amazon
Loafers: for when you just need those carbs to drown out your sadness.
Credit:...
Single for Valentine's Day? Here are some cringy pick-up lines that will guarantee you will stay single : )
1. Can I speak to your manager? Because I can’t stop Karen about you.
2. I...
(1 is worst and 10 is best)
10 - sleeping with your head in the pillow laying on your bed with a bowl of hot Cheetos in your old pj’s(which definitely have Minnie mouse on them)
9 - watching...
Feelin’ Blue
Everything to fit the mood: Cotton candy. Blueberries. A ton of artificial coloring. The tears of our employees who voluntarily worked overtime on Valentine’s Day — then regretted...
