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Spyglass’ humor and satire section
While some Westridge crimes can be remedied with a simple “sorry,” these ones cannot. If one of your classmates commits one of these sins, feel free to send them to Honor Council. The world will thank...
I have very few good things to say about online school at Westridge. My 8th grade year consisted of trying to stay awake during math while in my bed, airfrying dino nuggets during Speech and Debate, and...
You own me.
We're dialed in.
Lookin' at her got us thinking Nonsense.
Red hot.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause you’re a cutie pie.
I can be your Babydoll.
"Snow...
Bringing a Starbucks drink in the morning
Walking your friend to the Commons
Extension on that paper you’re out of time on
Bringing home-baked treats, or donuts, or really any snack
Walking...
“Luna” by The Smashing Pumpkins
“Acolyte” by Slaughter Beach, Dog
“anything” by Adrianne Lenker
“Across the Universe” by Fiona Apple
“Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer
...
If your friend/partner does any of these—watch out!
Actually enjoy Honors Chemistry ...
Emboldened by the three clicks (thank you, Mom, Dr. M, and Mom again!) that my article on the ancient pagan Festival of Saturnalia received in Spyglass’s last edition, I am going to continue...
The experience of being sick, in case you are all too often ‘doing well’, is awful enough. Being sick during a Westridge school week? The ultimate tragedy.
First of all, as a serious student, you...
I hate how heavy Eric Foner’s history textbook is
And the way each chapter never ends
I hate the Fridays without free dress
And I hate homework-filled weekends
I hate the long Commons lines
And...
To my 13 cats,
I know you all will never be able to read this; but since it’s the month of love, there’s nobody that deserves this dedication more than you.
I love seeing your faces when...
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