Thoughts on candy canes?

a. Overrated. They taste like toothpaste.

b. I’ll eat them if I have to…

c. My tongue is stained pink, and I think I’m starting to see stripes on it.

Any thoughts on snow?

a. But it doesn’t snow here?

b. Maybe I’ll go to Big Bear or somewhere with seasons.

c. Of course! Even if it means I have to cover my whole backyard in instant snow!

Do you decorate your house?

a. Nope!

b. I have a tree?

c. My house radiates peppermint!!!

Do you plan on building a gingerbread house?

a. Why?

b. Only if it uses sustainable materials. 

c. Why stop at one? I’m building a whole village!

How many times do you plan on wearing holiday-themed pajama pants under your uniform skirt?

a. I always consider the dress code…and I’m a grinch.

b. Enough times to raise the eyebrows of admin.

c. Limiting it to a number would be difficult.

Do you plan on drinking the Commons’ hot chocolate or apple cider?

a. I only drink cold summer beverages.

b. I’d wait in the Commons line for it.

c. I’ll bring my own whipped cream and marshmallows too!

How many holiday movies have you watched?

a. Does Die Hard count?

b. Every movie in the Disney+ Holiday Collection.

c. More than you’ve heard of!

Do you have any favorite holiday songs?

a. They all sound the same!

b. Wham’s “Last Christmas” just speaks to me.

c. I keep all of the classics in rotation year round.

When do you start celebrating the holidays?

a. Celebrate?

b. A few weeks before or so.

c. I never took down my decorations from last year!

Do you own any holiday-related accessories?

a. Cringey much? You can keep that tacky stuff.

b. Pajama pants are as far as I can go.

c. Enough to have no outfit repeats for Cozy December!

a=1pt

b=2pts

c=3pts

1-10 pts: 

You are The Grinch. There is not an ounce of holiday spirit in your bones.

11-20 pts: On the Nice List

You are On the Nice List. You like holiday cheer, but you don’t go out of your way to embrace the festive vibes.

21-30 pts: Santa’s Favorite Elf

You are Santa’s Favorite Elf. End of story.