Pickup Lines
Single for Valentine’s Day? Here are some cringy pick-up lines that will guarantee you will stay single : )
1. Can I speak to your manager? Because I can’t stop Karen about you.
2. I cannot turn water into wine, but I sure can turn you into mine.
3. Are you a booger? Because I pick you.
About the Writers

Sophia H., Managing Editor
Sophia is the 2020-2021 Managing Editor of Spyglass and super excited to be taking on the position this year. She’s dedicated to building community,...



























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