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Spyglass’ humor and satire section
Per a recent study, students are out of dress code over 78% of the time on uniform days, increasing by over 20% from the last time we measured in December 2023.
To combat this, I propose that more fun,...
As Westridge’s newly acquired property on Arlington Drive is soon to be developed, I urge the construction council to consider the following requests. Though I’ll probably be 45 by the time the new...
“Congratulations, you passed…!” my driving instructor said last February, with some hesitance. As I let out a sigh of relief I’d kept in since I got my permit, I felt shocked that I had passed...
To all freshman, sophomore, and junior readers, I’m sorry to be the one to tell you that you have not been through the worst of it yet. No other time in high school can compare to the monster that is...
There’s something comforting about these cookies. Maybe it’s the molasses—sticky, bittersweet, and just a little smoky, like a forgotten treasure unearthed from the recesses of your grandparents’...
Unlike other classrooms on campus, identified by sterile combinations of letters and numbers, RB65 is unequivocally known as the Latin Room—and for good reason. Roman paraphernalia deck the walls from...
As November rolls in, the holiday spirit is impossible to miss. The season of decorations, gingerbread cookies, and cheer is officially here! Of course, the holiday spirit isn’t exclusive to Christmas—...
Dr. M. - Most likely to win an ugly sweater competition by matching sweaters with her hamster.
Dr. Udell - Most likely to spend all her savings on quirky decorations for the chemistry classroom...
Dear sweatpant enthusiasts and dress code breakers,
I know you hate me—I’m aware
If I’m being honest, I don’t care.
I’m not rare,
You can smell me in the air.
I’m here, I’m...
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