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Spyglass’ humor and satire section
To all freshman, sophomore, and junior readers, I’m sorry to be the one to tell you that you have not been through the worst of it yet. No other time in high school can compare to the monster that is...
There’s something comforting about these cookies. Maybe it’s the molasses—sticky, bittersweet, and just a little smoky, like a forgotten treasure unearthed from the recesses of your grandparents’...
Unlike other classrooms on campus, identified by sterile combinations of letters and numbers, RB65 is unequivocally known as the Latin Room—and for good reason. Roman paraphernalia deck the walls from...
As November rolls in, the holiday spirit is impossible to miss. The season of decorations, gingerbread cookies, and cheer is officially here! Of course, the holiday spirit isn’t exclusive to Christmas—...
Dr. M. - Most likely to win an ugly sweater competition by matching sweaters with her hamster.
Dr. Udell - Most likely to spend all her savings on quirky decorations for the chemistry classroom...
Dear sweatpant enthusiasts and dress code breakers,
I know you hate me—I’m aware
If I’m being honest, I don’t care.
I’m not rare,
You can smell me in the air.
I’m here, I’m...
1. Getting Into our Early Decision and Early Action Schools
Twas the night before the decision date, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a quivering senior anxiously...
As class begins and students open their laptops, a colorful array of stickers—including the faces of favorite actors, political slogans, and various travel destinations—reveals itself to the room....
“I don’t care. I’m trying to get into Harvard.”
“What happened to Door County’s streak?”
“She should’ve chosen Jack Schlossberg to be her VP, that would’ve done it.”
“Pennsylvania?...
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