Etc.: Halloween Edition
Celebrate Spooky Season with sweet and silly stories from Spyglass.
Places To Find Candy On Campus
College Counseling By far the largest assortment of candy at school, unfortunately the delectables are only enjoyed by the Seniors. Mrs. Amos' Classroom After failing your Chemistry test, take a Dum Dum and reflect upon your self-worth. You may not have dignity, but you have a lollipop -- and that sure counts for something. Math Office, Prior to the Ant Infestation of 2018 An artistic interpretation of those...
Halloween Costumes for Chickens
What Your Favorite Candy Says About You
Kit Kat - You like cats. Gummy bears - You are very lonely. You don’t see these colored bears as candy, they are your friends. You name them Wilhelm, Chester, and Floyd. Starbursts - You’re a cool kid. Licorice - You’re an intellectual at heart. You dress like Steve Jobs everyday, except on Fridays, when you really mix it up with your extra-long-necked turtleneck. Raisinettes - You got C...
Imagined Conversations With Weird Neighbors While Trick-Or-Treating
The Neighborhood Dentists You: Trick or treat! Dentists: Here’s a toothbrush. Make sure to brush your teeth for at least 2 minutes tonight! You: Ok. Do you have any candy? Dentists: Ha! Toothpaste IS the dentist industry’s candy. You: Huh. The Raisin Givers You: Trick or Treat! Raisin Giver: Happy Halloween! Which type of raisins do you want? We’ve got both gr...
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