What are Westridge teachers giving out during Halloween?
5 dollar bills – Mr. Zhou
“Put this towards your life savings”

Water – Skop
“Candy ruins your mind. I went to Pomona, I would know.”

*Lights off* – Mr E.
…crickets…

Jumbo Candy Bars (via email) – Ms. Cutler
“Did you see my email?”

Full Costume with Assorted Aussie Bites – Ms. Amos
“The vegemite is on me, darling.”

Obscure candies – Autumn
“The regular skittles were a bit too mainstream for me.”

Replaces M&Ms with Raisins: Mr. Raines and Mr. Harrison
“Bill, they’re never gonna know.”