Enjoy Spyglass’s annual selection of fun and spooky Halloween articles!
What are Westridge teachers giving out during Halloween?
5 dollar bills - Mr. Zhou
“Put this towards your life savings”
Water - Skop
“Candy ruins your mind. I went to Pomona, I would know.”
*Lights off* - Mr E.
Jumbo Candy Bars (via email) - Ms. Cutler
“Did you see my email?”
Full Costume with Assorted Aussie B...
Real Life Horrors
Scary Places to Find Yourself on Halloween Night
- At Target, underwear shopping, when you run into your history teacher
- A public pool full of unreliably potty-trained toddlers
- The “waiting for the host to let you in” Zoom page
- The PAC bathroom
- The 110 on-ramp near Highland Park
- The picked-over Halloween candy aisle in Rite-Aid
- Anywhere without a steady WiFi connection
- Alabama ...
Halloween: What’s In and What’s Out
Out: The two students that dress up as the twins from the shining and win “scariest costume” every year – EVEN THOUGH THERE’S TWO OF THEM SO TECHNICALLY IT DOESN’T COUNT
In: Halloween ending at 11pm. Last year I went trick-or-treating with my friends at 9:30 and all the houses were out of candy.
Out: HALLOWEEN BEING ON A MONDAY??? And we still have school the day after… even ...
How to Get Away with Trick-or-Treating as an Older Teen
Anxiety begins to rise after you ring the doorbell. To mask the difference between your voice and the high-pitched voices of the 5-year-old children surrounding you, you meekly yell out “Trick-or-Treat”. The door swings open and a 7-year-old boy looks you up and down in disbelief that a teenager more than twice his age is trick-or-treating. Yes, to give you comfort, this situation hasn’t just ha...
Halloween Costume Ideas for Faculty
Mr. Raines and Harrison
Eleven and Mike
Ballerina (with a frilly pink tutu)
The grim reaper
Captain America, wearing a fake muscle suit
Alice in Wonderland
Flower Bouquet (with the flower smell, too, of course)