Scary Places to Find Yourself on Halloween Night

– At Target, underwear shopping, when you run into your history teacher

– A public pool full of unreliably potty-trained toddlers

– Florida

– The “waiting for the host to let you in” Zoom page

– The PAC bathroom

– Texas

– The 110 on-ramp near Highland Park

– The picked-over Halloween candy aisle in Rite-Aid

– Anywhere without a steady WiFi connection

– Alabama